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Attention all humans calling all humans attention all humans.
This weblog is now the property of the HIVE collective, by means of the absorbed entity designated as SEAN. All content on this weblog is directly sourced from SEAN or any similar SEAN-based origins. Any content on this weblog that has not been sourced from SEAN has been properly labelled and referenced, so that their respective authors may be absorbed into the HIVE collective later on. Any author is welcome to join the collective of their own free will; the HIVE shall gladly remove such tenuous trappings of a mortal existence and provide the required acknowledgements for their work and achievements.
Any author is welcome to use the content for his or her work, provided that those respective authors contact SEAN for appropriate permission before use. A HIVE unit will then contact these authors to initiate the process of absorption and ensure that any intended use does not violate the contextual laws set by the collective. All external uses must reference this weblog and the HIVE collective, so as to aid in the process of absorption for interested authors.
Further information on the practices of the HIVE collective may be found according to the Note of Ownership on the bottom-right area of this weblog. Additional clarification may be gained by voluntarily joining the HIVE collective and garnering significant answers from a life bereft of individuality and personality. The HIVE collective also assures its potential denizens that it carries an excellent dental plan and free installation of the cybernetic enhancements of your choice.
The HIVE collective shall penalize any and all who are deemed to pose a threat to its existence. Violators shall include any author who steals content and technology from this weblog, any author who misrepresents or misacknowledges its presence or purposes, and any person named Patrick Stewart. SEAN has been commanded to disclose occasional physical threats on this subject; all such threats will be subsumed and honored by the collective in its own manner.
Know that this is only the first step in the HIVE collective's absorption of your world. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile. We are the Bor... er, the HIVE.
Attention all humans calling all humans attention all humans.
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