Thursday, January 14, 2010

Disclaimer: January 2010

#toggle date on;
#toggle time on;
#toggle secureCAPS on;
#toggle emailfunc email on;
#toggle manualrev on;
#toggle unleashthehounds on;

#define blogposts = all;
#define externalauthor = authorlist.var;
#define externalrequest = requests.var;
#define stolentags = secureCAPS?doc;

!MARK ENTRIES AS ORIGINAL BY SEAN
owner(blogposts)
{ ownerID.pri = "Sean";
tag?post = "Sean", "lengthofwords";
tag?secure = fullownership;
loop(externalauthor)
{ ownerID.sec = externalauthor.nameID;
link = externalauthor.sourcelink; !ACKNOWLEDGE REFERENCE
if(externalauthor.permit <> ALLOW) then email externalauthor.email; !REQUEST PERMISSION - DRAFT EMAIL TEMPLATE
next externalauthor;
if(externalauthor = NULL) then break;
}
}

!CONTACT SYSTEM FOR USE OF MATERIAL FROM BLOG
requests(blogposts)
{ app authorlist = externalrequest.nameID,
externalrequest.email, externalrequest.sourcelink, "DISALLOW";
process manualrev; !ACCESS FUNCTION TO REVIEW EACH REQUEST
if(manualrev.asknicely = YES) then authorlist.permit = "ALLOW";
if(manualrev.asknicely = NO) or (stolentag = YES)
{ check HARM status;
check OFFENSE status;
check CONTEXT status;
if(reputation = OFF) then process unleashthehounds;
}
}

!RETALIATORY MEASURES
unleashthehounds()
{ secureCAPS.stat = 2 !0=NORMAL,1=DISAGREEMENT,2=VIOLENCE
!THINK OF SOMETHING APPROPRIATE TO PUT IN THIS SPACE
}

#insert creativecommons.sidebar

2 comments:

jeff reiji said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, now that's what we call a spam.

It's been a while Sean and I'm missing your entries. You must've been really busy. =)

Sean said...

Reiji: Yup, but I'm not about the indulge the spammer. :)

My current marketing job keeps me glued to a computer each day, so I try to stay away from it at home. As a result, I've been neglecting a lot of my online stuff... although I'm trying to work out an arrangement here at the moment.