The Length-of-Words Quiz

1. Who posted the first-ever comment on this blog?
a. Marcelle Fabie.
b. Dominique Cimafranca.
c. Jac Ting Lim.
d. Scooby-Doo. ("Roooby-rooby-roo!")

2. What is the only non-"panda" word in the Panda Post?
a. "The".
b. "Jelly".
c. "Shoots".
d. "Murph".

3. Which MMORPG triggered complaints about drawing female characters in skimpy armor?
a. Ragnarok.
b. Khan Online.
c. Guild Wars.
d. World of Warcraft.

4. What's the name of the Bear in the Bubble?
a. Bobo.
b. Trevor.
c. Winkie.
d. Scooby-Doo. ("Roooby-rooby-roo!")

5. What's a mattahunny?
a. A fifteen-pound hen.
b. One of Winnie-the-Pooh's worst nightmares.
c. The name of an imaginary race of moon creatures.
d. "Nothin', honey, whassa matta wid' you?"

6. How many things were actually true in that list of fifty facts about Sean?
a. Twenty.
b. Thirty.
c. Forty.
d. They were all lies. All lies, I tell you! Mwahahahahahah!

7. What was the topic of the blog post here that received the most comments?
a. Franz Kafka's "Metamorphosis".
b. A treatise on the misinterpretation of religio-literary text.
c. A review of the Fully Booked short fiction entries.
d. An in-depth look at modern pornography, complete with pictures.

8. What is an example of a "safe word", according to the corresponding post?
a. "Toaster".
b. "Lobster".
c. "Monster".
d. "Roooby-rooby-roo!"

9. What was wrong with the cantata that Sean attended last Christmas?
a. It was comprised of two men with accordions and a monkey.
b. It was extremely off-key.
c. It had too much Praise music.
d. It took place at 3:00 in the morning.

10. What is the best explanation for Sean's writing a post like this one?
a. Temporary insanity.
b. Extreme boredom.
c. Nostalgia.
d. Er... too much Scooby-Doo? ("Roooby-rooby-roo!")