Meme, Meme

From Jac:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. Sean.
2. Sean.
3. Sean.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. Saito Ichikawa.
2. Kitsuki Ikeda.
3. (Plenty of others, but I prefer to keep people on their toes.)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. I express my thoughts in such a way that I can make people know exactly how I feel.
2. I can be as direct, subtle, technical, blunt or insinuating as I wish.
3. I test out multiple approaches to scenarios, to the point where I can determine optimal choices.

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. I use too many words and repeat too many statements in order to drive home a point.
2. I build underlying "win-win" scenarios to the vast majority of my approaches.
3. I place a wee bit too much faith in people sometimes. (Although it's not quite a bad thing, really.)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Chinese.
2. Chinese.
3. Chinese.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. You know, I can't think of anything for some reason. This doesn't mean that I'm not afraid of anything, of course, just that I can't think of anything at the moment.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. A pencil.
2. A scrap of paper.
3. Something to look at, read, or observe.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Formal shirt.
2. Loose slacks.
3. Wristwatch.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS
1. Aerosmith.
2. Counting Crows.
3. The Blues Brothers.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (OF ALL TIME)
1. Smooth (Carlos Santana with Rob Thomas).
2. Maybe I'm Wrong (Blues Traveler).
3. We Didn't Start the Fire (Billy Joel).

NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Publication on a regular basis.
2. Detective Noir fiction.
3. Assimilation into a foreign culture.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Sense.
2. Endurance.
3. Change.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order)
1. I have conducted advanced experiments on quantum uncertainty.
2. I have a fetish for bladed weapons.
3. I have performed research on the digestive systems of guinea pigs.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. A good quantity of common sense.
2. Long dark hair.
3. Eyeglasses.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO
1. Consume alcohol.
2. Perform verbal profanity.
3. Promote myself without referencing my own vanity.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Writing.
2. Drawing.
3. Reading.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Sleep, darn it!
2. Write a proper blog entry.
3. Did I mention sleep?

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
1. IT Management.
2. Writing.
3. Teaching.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION TO
1. Singapore.
2. New Zealand.
3. Any place with a good high-class hotel room.

THREE CHILDREN'S NAMES
1. Sorry, people. My preferred names change from day to day. :)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live on my own.
2. Write a single masterpiece that will make men weep.
3. Get shot with a handgun.

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
1. I carry an extraordinary amount of empathy.
2. I invest a lot into critical thought, as opposed to action.
3. I attempt to read people's identities or emotions.

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. I hit something in order to try to fix it.
2. I go to malls already knowing what I'm going to do or buy.
3. I don't shy away from confrontation (although I execute my actions very, very subtly).

All right, that's it. Back to work now...